Monthly Archives: October 2009

If You Do Drugs, the Terrorists Win!

10,000 is the number of tons of illegal opium that opium-trafficking guerrillas have secretly stockpiled - enough to satisfy every dope fiend in the world for 2 years. We're no longer in Kansas...

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Chilly Monday Calls for Warm Music


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Should Young Adults Give a S**T About Health Care?

"Health care? Pass. I'm going to buy me a stereo system."

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Why My English Teacher is So Cool

Mr. Wilson teaches honors sophomore English in my school, Wellesley High. His students quickly realized his class wasn't the typical English class filled with boring analysis of boring texts from a boring time period. This class was none of that. It was sexual innuendos and complete disregard for conventional classroom decorum.

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College Student Stores 22 Bottles of Urine

Imagine your roommate has been secretly storing his piss in bottles. Yeah...

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Columbia SIPA Follies 2009


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5 Reasons You Should Watch HBO’s John Adams


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Shiny Social Bookmarking Buttons

I'm talking about the shiny social bookmarking buttons at the bottom of the post. If the New York Times has them installed on their website, I can't go wrong, right?

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Crazy Karate

How to respond to a stranger's "What time is it?" without regaining consciousness in the back of an unmarked white van and how to collapse a thug's trachea with the spine of a book.

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Appropriate Question Fail


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Separated At Birth I: Peter Griffin

Erich Ely (Columbia University's Director of Facilities Operations) = Peter Griffin

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First Reading

The memory of when I first learned how to read glows like in my mind like embers still hot from their initial spark. I was in kindergarten...

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