Monthly Archives: December 2009

I Saw Mommy Dancing in a Thong With Santa Claus

By David Xia | Published: December 24, 2009
My friend told me he was recently involved in an "epic incident." Since we go to different colleges, I asked him what happened. He sent me the following excerpt from his resident advisor's logbook. I assume he received it in the mail with the rest of the notice that said his school was suspending him for a semester.

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Posted in Comedy, holidays | 4 Comments

Is CNN Always Like This?

By David Xia | Published: December 23, 2009
You know it's Christmas when the anchor dances in her seat to Christmas jingles, the weatherman shares his personal travel plans, and the correspondents call each other by the wrong names.

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Posted in Comedy, holidays, journalism | 1 Comment

Chinatown Bus, Worth the Risk?

By David Xia | Published: December 22, 2009
If you ever step onto a Fung Wah bus and notice dozens of them hanging inside, DO NOT GET ON. Here's why...

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Posted in Comedy, Travel | 1 Comment

Columbia Students Forget Their Sanity

By David Xia | Published: December 22, 2009
Do Columbia students need to be sane human beings? What does it mean if we do?

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Posted in Columbia University, Comedy | 3 Comments