Easily Amused » Comedy

Now That’s My Type of Humor!

David Xia — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:18:59 +0000

I like my humor just as I like my martinis - the dryer the better. Here's a list...

Shake, Shake It Like a Disco Stick

David Xia — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:56:41 +0000

Polaroid has just announced that it's entering into a "multi-year strategic partnership with Lady Gaga, who will serve as creative director for a specialty line of Polaroid Imaging products." Not a lot of details are known, according to the Journal, but we can expect sequin-covered cameras with space-age shoulder pads in late 2010.

Sexy Audio Plugin, Oh So Sexy

David Xia — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 04:28:50 +0000

I've just updated my Wordpress audio plugin. The only time I've ever used it was for this post on Cantonese pick-up lines. This is one of my most popular posts that always brings in a steady trickle of horny expats who've just found out their firm is relocating them to Hong Kong. "Quick! How do you say, 'Your place or mine?'"

Business School Library = MBA Meat Market

David Xia — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:17:57 +0000

An overheard conversation that confirmed my suspicions that the business school library isn't a place where a lot of people go for serious studying but rather a meat market for MBAs and all other types of roaming academic bipeds.

Dear Perverted Reader…

David Xia — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 18:14:17 +0000

To put it frankly: some of this shit is seriously fucked up. I'd never want to meet some of the people who are reading my posts. Why? Because these some of them searched: "biggest dildo death", "i saw mommy naked," etc.

How I Almost Burned Down My Dorm

David Xia — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:33:23 +0000

The whole thing lit up faster than a Woodstock audience on 4/20.

Sane Person’s Sleep Schedule vs Insane Person’s

David Xia — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:31:18 +0000

For his semester-end statistics project, my suitemate presented the data he collected on his sleeping schedule. His sleep schedule, among his friends, is cause for either concern about his psychological well-being or reason to suspect he puts on a cape and mask and does crazy shit during ungodly hours.

Climaxed Her?

David Xia — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 00:37:16 +0000

Captcha tells me to verify I'm a human by typing "climaxed her." What are the chances of that?

Scariest Photo You’ll Ever See

David Xia — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:38:06 +0000

This is a picture of a friend’s stomach taken sideways while he’s sitting down. I know what you’re thinking, "My crotch called. It wants its pubes back."

Don’t Use Google Voice To Plan Conspiracy

David Xia — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:42:53 +0000

Another creepy thing is the fact that even though I supposedly "deleted forever" this voicemail from my Google Voice account, I can still retrieve the original audio via the link above. I don't even need to be logged into my account (which is how you can access it). Oh, the implications! I'll keep that in mind next time I have an affair, plan a price fixing conspiracy, or flood the streets of Baltimore with heroine. Yup. Definitely won't use Google Voice.