Category Archives: Comedy

Three Macs and a Toaster


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Who the F**K is Ruth Carter?

Most people by now have received a facebook friend request from someone they have never met.

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Why HSBC Sucks

HSBC is not "the world's local bank" as their motto states. You'll find branches in 86 countries on every single continent, but each region's HSBC is an entirely separate bank.

I opened an account in Hong Kong's HSBC  last summer. When I left the country, I left behind a sizeable chunk of change in the HK HSBC account. Now I want it back so I can close the HK HSBC


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Most Horrendous Gaffe Ever?

The president of a certain female liberal arts college once compared herself to the pope and the act of endorsing a political candidate to Jews devouring Christian babies.

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Why I Go with My Mother to Work on Vacation

I've gone with my mother to her job these past days of winter break. If I didn't, I'd sleep till 10AM and watch TV and not exercise. Instead, my mom wakes me up at 7AM, I go to the local gym, and get a lot of work done without the distraction of the Internet. I feel very accomplished by 5PM. My mother is a molecular biology researcher at a global pharmaceuticals company. While she works at the lab bench with other oncologists on cancer drugs, I read books, blog, and sample every flavor of prepackaged espresso and tea in the lounge. On my third consecutive day at the office (more accurately described as a huge research and development complex with unique Swedish architecture), an employee finally asked me about what the hell I was doing there. Human resources employee Andrew approached me as I reached for the "Sumatran blend" flavor.

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Why I Am Freezing to Death

I may soon have to heat water on the stove for a hot shower. Over the weekend, my father lowered the temperature of all the house's thermostats . He was afraid the heating oil tank in our basement did not contain enough oil to adequately heat our house through the new year's first weekend.

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I Saw Mommy Dancing in a Thong With Santa Claus

My friend told me he was recently involved in an "epic incident." Since we go to different colleges, I asked him what happened. He sent me the following excerpt from his resident advisor's logbook. I assume he received it in the mail with the rest of the notice that said his school was suspending him for a semester.

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Is CNN Always Like This?

You know it's Christmas when the anchor dances in her seat to Christmas jingles, the weatherman shares his personal travel plans, and the correspondents call each other by the wrong names.

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Chinatown Bus, Worth the Risk?

If you ever step onto a Fung Wah bus and notice dozens of them hanging inside, DO NOT GET ON. Here's why...

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Columbia Students Forget Their Sanity

Do Columbia students need to be sane human beings? What does it mean if we do?

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Thanksgiving and a Blast From the Past

Hopefully everyone is having a fun Thanksgiving. If you are not, sexy pilgrims singing R&B will cheer you up.

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At Least You Never Pissed Your Pants During an Exam

For 40 minutes, this college student computed harmonic oscillators and solved thermodynamic equations in his own urine.

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Does Your Writing Suck This Badly?

I was diagnosed with a terrible disease a couple of weeks ago. But I only recently learned its clinical name discovered the large extent of its infection.

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Why My English Teacher is So Cool

Mr. Wilson teaches honors sophomore English in my school, Wellesley High. His students quickly realized his class wasn't the typical English class filled with boring analysis of boring texts from a boring time period. This class was none of that. It was sexual innuendos and complete disregard for conventional classroom decorum.

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College Student Stores 22 Bottles of Urine

Imagine your roommate has been secretly storing his piss in bottles. Yeah...

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