Category Archives: TV & movies

Ninjavideo Died! Back to Real Life!

When I found out that Ninjavideo.net had died several days ago, I cried. For those who don't know/behind-the-times/actually paying for televisual entertainment, Ninjavideo is website where you can stream the latest TV shows and films in great quality absolutely free.

After I wiped away my tears, I discovered books and the joy of reading. A couple of mind-numbing minutes later, I started crying again from my brain hurting after I once again tried using it after hundreds of hours of televisual-aided-gray-matter-atrophy. That and books were filled with boring ink marks instead of moving images and sounds of limbs flying off in explosions, gratuitous sex, and Big Mac ads.


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Imagine Thousands of Rats Killing You

A couple of nights ago I saw a NOVA show about rats. It was terrifying. Here's why:

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Obama Spotted Eating Shit All Day Long

I'm not surprised President Obama said The Wire was his favorite television show. We all know he's had his share of shit bowls to eat from.

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Lost Over, Back to Good Shows

Having watched the series finale of ABC's Lost, I finally have time to start watching shows that are still good and that I actually care about.

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How to Get Some Lean, Blue Ass

Jake Sully got away with infiltrating an alien clan, ruining a sacred arranged marriage, and betraying an entire planet's trust. Did I mention that he also got a piece of lean, blue ass?

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Why You Should Watch Oldboy

Oldboy is not for the faint of heart. Watch it when you don’t mind being emotionally jarred.

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5 Reasons You Should Watch HBO’s John Adams


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Killing the Weeds

Although it’s interesting to watch a single, white mother struggle to raise her two sons with income derived solely from dealing marijuana to an entire suburban California community, I think I’ll stop.

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Jedi Druglords

Everyone knows China is the treasure trove of bootlegged movies, but few people realize the hidden gems within these bootlegged DVDs.

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Farewell to the Fishers

Unfortunately, if you are looking for happy endings, more answers than questions, or a set of characters whose lives steadily improve, look elsewhere.

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“Life Will Get Better and Better”

Zhang Yimou's To Live (1994) makes no attempt to romanticize the past. The film tells the incredible journey of a Chinese family from horrific civil war in the 1940s to the tragic mistakes of the Cultural Revolution in the 1970s. It tells this story matter-of-factly without unneeded garnish and allows the main couple, Jiazhen (played by Gong Li) and Fugui (the talented Ge Yo), to display for themselves the depths of human emotion and spirit.


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