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		<title>NSA &#8211; Bastion of Beautiful, Repressed Math Girls?</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/02/19/nsa-bastion-of-beautiful-repressed-math-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Benjamin: Can you sum up why NSA is a BA (badass) employment opportunity. I suggested it to a math friend int eh library and he wants to know more. I just need a paragraph, prestige, benefits, security, and badassery are all fine points. But I'm unfamiliar with the math section.

Jessica: nothing is gonna look better on a resume for a math person
man i dont know, how is that not enough?

Benjamin: Not quite sure. I'll tell him it's a bastion of beautiful, respressed math girls. He's a confident and attractive young man, perhaps it'll be a good fit for him.]]></description>
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		<title>Three Macs and a Toaster</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/26/three-macs-and-a-toaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electrical fire]]></category>
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		<title>Who the F**K is Ruth Carter?</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/25/who-the-fk-is-ruth-carter/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/25/who-the-fk-is-ruth-carter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Columbia University]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ruth carter]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=452</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people by now have received a facebook friend request from someone they have never met.]]></description>
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		<title>Why HSBC Sucks</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/18/why-hsbc-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/18/why-hsbc-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 23:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bank]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hong Kong]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=445</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HSBC: bureaucratic hurdles for shits and giggles.]]></description>
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		<title>Most Horrendous Gaffe Ever?</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/11/most-horrendous-gaffe-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/11/most-horrendous-gaffe-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Columbia University]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barnard college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christian babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[columbia daily spectator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[columbia spectator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[judith shapiro]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=348</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The president of a certain female liberal arts college once compared herself to the pope and the act of endorsing a political candidate to Jews devouring Christian babies.]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Go with My Mother to Work on Vacation</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/11/why-i-go-with-my-mother-to-work-on-vacation/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/11/why-i-go-with-my-mother-to-work-on-vacation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Columbia University]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[big pharma]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=436</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I've gone with my mother to her job these past days of winter break. If I didn't, I'd sleep till 10AM and watch TV and not exercise. Instead, my mom wakes me up at 7AM, I go to the local gym, and get a lot of work done without the distraction of the Internet. I feel very accomplished by 5PM.

My mother is a molecular biology researcher at a global pharmaceuticals company. While she works at the lab bench with other oncologists on cancer drugs, I read books, blog, and sample every flavor of prepackaged espresso and tea in the lounge.

On my third consecutive day at the office (more accurately described as a huge research and development complex with unique Swedish architecture), an employee finally asked me about what the hell I was doing there. Human resources employee Andrew approached me as I reached for the "Sumatran blend" flavor.]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get Some Lean, Blue Ass</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/06/how-to-get-some-lean-blue-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/06/how-to-get-some-lean-blue-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TV & movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avatar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blue creatures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lean blue ass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Na’vi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Na’vi sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pandora planet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tree of Souls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jake Sully got away with infiltrating an alien clan, ruining a sacred arranged marriage, and betraying an entire planet's trust. Did I mention that he also got a piece of lean, blue ass?]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Am Freezing to Death</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/04/why-i-am-freezing-to-death/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/04/why-i-am-freezing-to-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wellesley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arlington energy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heating oil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james devaney fuel co]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I may soon have to heat water on the stove for a hot shower. Over the weekend, my father lowered the temperature of all the house's thermostats . He was afraid the heating oil tank in our basement did not contain enough oil to adequately heat our house through the new year's first weekend.]]></description>
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		<title>4 Bleak New Year&#8217;s Predictions</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/03/4-bleak-new-years-predictions/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/01/03/4-bleak-new-years-predictions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ahmadinejad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Islamic extremists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moussavi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year predictions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a new year, and already the world's off to a rough start.  Last night I found myself telling a friend about my predictions for 2010. They're bleak. Maybe I have a fascination with the macabre and apocalyptic. But remember, if any of them turn out to be true, you saw it here first.]]></description>
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		<title>I Saw Mommy Dancing in a Thong With Santa Claus</title>
		<link>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/12/24/i-saw-mommy-dancing-in-a-thong-with-santa-claus/</link>
		<comments>http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/12/24/i-saw-mommy-dancing-in-a-thong-with-santa-claus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic incident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naked]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[resident advisor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexual advance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[your place or mine]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/?p=401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend told me he was recently involved in an "epic incident." Since we go to different colleges, I asked him what happened. He sent me the following excerpt from his resident advisor's logbook. I assume he received it in the mail with the rest of the notice that said his school was suspending him for a semester.]]></description>
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