Tag Archives: Cantonese

Sexy Audio Plugin, Oh So Sexy

By David Xia | Published: June 30, 2010
I've just updated my Wordpress audio plugin. The only time I've ever used it was for this post on Cantonese pick-up lines. This is one of my most popular posts that always brings in a steady trickle of horny expats who've just found out their firm is relocating them to Hong Kong. "Quick! How do you say, 'Your place or mine?'"

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Dear Perverted Reader…

By David Xia | Published: June 14, 2010
To put it frankly: some of this shit is seriously fucked up. I'd never want to meet some of the people who are reading my posts. Why? Because these some of them searched: "biggest dildo death", "i saw mommy naked," etc.

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Massive, Harmonious Madness

By David Xia | Published: June 23, 2009
A day spent experiencing HK's Mass Transit Railway (MTR) is enough to put any urban-dwelling American to shame.

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Cantonese Pick-up Lines

By David Xia | Published: June 5, 2009
If you're going to Hong Kong, here are some Cantonese pick-up lines. For his female pupils, Dr. Pimsleur gives them detailed instructions on how to turn down advances made by sketchy 80-year-old Cantonese men.

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