Easily Amused » Cantonese

Sexy Audio Plugin, Oh So Sexy

David Xia — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 04:28:50 +0000

I've just updated my Wordpress audio plugin. The only time I've ever used it was for this post on Cantonese pick-up lines. This is one of my most popular posts that always brings in a steady trickle of horny expats who've just found out their firm is relocating them to Hong Kong. "Quick! How do you say, 'Your place or mine?'"

Dear Perverted Reader…

David Xia — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 18:14:17 +0000

To put it frankly: some of this shit is seriously fucked up. I'd never want to meet some of the people who are reading my posts. Why? Because these some of them searched: "biggest dildo death", "i saw mommy naked," etc.

Massive, Harmonious Madness

David Xia — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:53:52 +0000

A day spent experiencing HK's Mass Transit Railway (MTR) is enough to put any urban-dwelling American to shame.

Cantonese Pick-up Lines

David Xia — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:13:08 +0000

If you're going to Hong Kong, here are some Cantonese pick-up lines. For his female pupils, Dr. Pimsleur gives them detailed instructions on how to turn down advances made by sketchy 80-year-old Cantonese men.