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		<title>Dear Perverted Reader&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 18:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To put it frankly: some of this shit is seriously fucked up. I'd never want to meet some of the people who are reading my posts. Why? Because these some of them searched: "biggest dildo death", "i saw mommy naked," etc.<br/><p><a class="read_more" href=http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2010/06/14/dear-perverted-reader/>Read More &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Hong Kong Ivy Ball 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ivy Ball is a social extravaganza for Ivy League alumni who live in Hong Kong.  Every summer, hundreds of men in tuxedos and women in evening gowns enter the Grand Hyatt ballroom for professional networking and auditory/gustatory entertainment.  Centerpieces of freshly-cut flowers and seven-armed candelabra holding two-foot-long candles tower over guests.  A chandelier of glass spheres sparkles above a hardwood dance floor.  This year’s theme was “Take a Chance.”</p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><img class=" aligncenter" title="Many people were quick to point out that MIT did not, in fact, belong to the Ivy League." src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lgMz7QRk66k/TDXhIwyEYWI/AAAAAAAAAdY/q3QtyKGhEno/s800/1.jpg" alt="Ivy Ball 2009 flyer" width="510" height="353" /></p><br/><p><a class="read_more" href=http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/07/07/hong-kong-ivy-ball-2009/>Read More &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>What Is a Trowel?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong>
From: David Xia

To: </strong><strong><a href="http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/06/20/ceo-hk-interns/" target="_blank">CEO HK interns</a>

Subject: DID YOU SAY HIKING?!?!</strong>

Dear fellow CEOs,

A question first: are any of the guys bothering with getting a tux for the <a href="http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/07/07/hk-ivy-ball-2009/" target="_blank">Ivy Ball</a>?<br/><p><a class="read_more" href=http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/06/26/what-is-a-trowel/>Read More &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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