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		<title>Crazy Karate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to respond to a stranger's "What time is it?" without regaining consciousness in the back of an unmarked white van and how to collapse a thug's trachea with the spine of a book.<br/><p><a class="read_more" href=http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/10/07/crazy-karate/>Read More &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I was picked on at school.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Xia</dc:creator>
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	<li>airline: Cathay Pacific</li>
	<li>distance traveled: 8,066mi (12,982km)</li>
	<li>time to destination: 15hrs</li>
	<li>cruising altitude: 31,998ft (9,753m)</li>
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<p>My seat in 36A is next to the window in the wing section.  My mom once told me the wingbox is the strongest section of the plane, but I later found out it's not necessarily the safest.  You can die in a plane no matter where you're sitting.  Thinking about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447" target="_blank">Air France Flight 447</a>, I mentally plan out my escape plans for various scenarios: fuselage coming apart in midair (à la <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIKNwNlnWY&#38;feature=related" target="_blank"><em>Lost</em></a>), water impact, etc.</p><br/><p><a class="read_more" href=http://davidxia.com/easilyamused/2009/06/13/i-was-picked-on-at-school/>Read More &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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